There's something about the way noodles feel between my toes that just gets me going. I love the way they slide around, and the way they feel when I step on them. It's like nothing else in the world can compare to the feeling of noodles squishing between my toes. I could stand there all day and just play with them. And when I'm done, I love to eat them. They're just so darn delicious!
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ChowMein_noodle101112
This dish is so good, it'll make you want to slurp your noodles!
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OodlesOfNoodles
I love this pasta! It's so delicious and I can't get enough of it.
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TortelliniInBrodo1881
If you're looking for a pasta dish that's sure to get you in the mood, look no further than this saucy number. The suggestive shape of the noodles is sure to get you thinking dirty thoughts, and the creamy sauce clings to them in all the right places. Add a little Parmesan cheese on top and you've got a dish that's fit for a king or queen of the bedroom.
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Yakisoba_noodle161718
La pasta es uno de los mejores alimentos para tener sexo. Es nutritiva, deliciosa y se puede usar de muchas maneras. Puedes usarla para hacer una buena mamada, o comértela durante el sexo. También es buena para lubricar el ano antes del sexo anal.
We didn't have enough money in the budget to make this a real website. Instead, pretend that what you just clicked on was a real interaction. Maybe it was a like on an image or hitting that fake play button. Cue the sounds of someone really enjoying their noodles. *slurp*