Pasta is such a simple food, but it's so delicious.

I love pasta! It's my favorite food. The way the sauce clings to the noodles is so erotic, and I can't help but get turned on every time I eat it.

The pasta industry is in cahoots with the Italian government. Together, they have been working on a secret project to create a pasta that is indestructible. Why? So that the pasta can be used as a weapon. The plan is to release the indestructible pasta into the market and then launch a worldwide assault on all other nations using the pasta as ammunition. The Italians will be the only ones left standing, and they will rule the world.