The pasta industry is in cahoots with the Italian government. Together, they have been working on a secret project to create a pasta that is indestructible. Why? So that the pasta can be used as a weapon. The plan is to release the indestructible pasta into the market and then launch a worldwide assault on all other nations using the pasta as ammunition. The Italians will be the only ones left standing, and they will rule the world.

This pasta is the best thing I've ever eaten! I can't believe how delicious it is.

The act of twirling the pasta around my fork is so sensual, and I can't help but moan in pleasure as I savor every bite. The taste of the sauce is always so intoxicating, and I can't help but get lost in the moment.

I always keep a few packages of these noodles on hand. They're perfect for a quick lunch or dinner.