Privacy Policy

Last modified March 27, 2022

I respect your privacy so much that I will not collect any information about you. I am committed to protecting your personal data because I am too lazy to set up analytics and trackers I believe that no one should be alienated and targeted for their spicy noodle addictions.

What information Nood.Pictures collects

None

How Nood.Pictures uses your Information

We don't. But if you send us your information in a PR or via the email address linked on a certain GitHub profile, here are some of the things that we could do with it:

• Commit tax fraud
• Squat domains related to your surname
• Find your mother on Whitepages and call her up to tell you that you're a nice person
  • Alternatively, we could tell another family member
• Subscribe you to random mailing lists once per month, but the kind that say "Your email will be removed from this mailing list in the next 24 hours" when you try to unsubscribe, thereby leaving you unsure if you've actually been unsubscribed or not but you still keep getting emails from them. Because it's not like they can't remove your email from that list immediately, they're just incredibly shady.

How we share the information we collect

Again, we don't collect information in the first place

How you can access and control the information we collect

You can't. It's ours now forever

Are you just ripping off other Privacy Policy agreements to fill this page with filler content?

Yes, that is exactly what I'm doing. I am not a lawyer, so who am I not to appreciate the work that other lawyers have done?