I love this pasta! It's so delicious and I can't get enough of it.
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Yakisoba_noodle161718
I love pasta! It's my favorite food. The way the sauce clings to the noodles is so erotic, and I can't help but get turned on every time I eat it.
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PadThai_noodle131415
If you're looking for a pasta dish that's sure to get you in the mood, look no further than this saucy number. The suggestive shape of the noodles is sure to get you thinking dirty thoughts, and the creamy sauce clings to them in all the right places. Add a little Parmesan cheese on top and you've got a dish that's fit for a king or queen of the bedroom.
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SpicyNoodles69
The noodles are in on it. They know what we're up to, and they're not going to let us get away with it. They're watching us, waiting for us to slip up. And when we do, they'll be there to take us down.
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RamenNoodleXXX
I didn't like this pasta because it was very bland and had a weird texture
We didn't have enough money in the budget to make this a real website. Instead, pretend that what you just clicked on was a real interaction. Maybe it was a like on an image or hitting that fake play button. Cue the sounds of someone really enjoying their noodles. *slurp*