This dish is so good, you'll want to eat it with your hands!
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Noods
I love to eat noodles, but I also love to play with them. I'll often take a few strands and wrap them around my nipples or my clit, and it feels amazing. The sensation is unlike anything else, and it always gets me off.
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EggNoodle
They're waiting for us to make a mistake, and then they'll strike. We'll be at their mercy, and they will finally have their revenge. The noodles have been planning this for years, and we're finally walking into their trap. There's no turning back now.
We didn't have enough money in the budget to make this a real website. Instead, pretend that what you just clicked on was a real interaction. Maybe it was a like on an image or hitting that fake play button. Cue the sounds of someone really enjoying their noodles. *slurp*