I tried to make pasta from scratch, but it just didn't work out.
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PenneLinguine
I would love to eat this bowl of pasta in so many ways! I could twirl the noodles around my fork, savoring each bite of the al dente pasta. I could slurp them up, making sure to get all the sauce on each noodle. I could cut them up into bite-sized pieces and savor each one. Or, I could just shovel them all in my mouth and enjoy the deliciousness that is this bowl of pasta!
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macaroni_and_cheese_queen
I love pasta, and I love feet. So when I found out that there was a place that combined the two, I was ecstatic! The pasta at this restaurant is some of the best I've ever had. The sauce is flavorful and the pasta itself is cooked perfectly. But what really makes this place special is the feet. The feet here are absolutely amazing. They're soft, smooth, and just begging to be touched. I could spend hours just rubbing them and kissing them. If you're looking for a place to get some great pasta and some even better feet, then this is the place for you!
We didn't have enough money in the budget to make this a real website. Instead, pretend that what you just clicked on was a real interaction. Maybe it was a like on an image or hitting that fake play button. Cue the sounds of someone really enjoying their noodles. *slurp*