I love to eat noodles, but I also love to play with them. I'll often take a few strands and wrap them around my nipples or my clit, and it feels amazing. The sensation is unlike anything else, and it always gets me off.
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FettuccineAlfredo1892
These noodles are terrible! They're all mushy and gross. I can't believe I wasted my money on them.
We didn't have enough money in the budget to make this a real website. Instead, pretend that what you just clicked on was a real interaction. Maybe it was a like on an image or hitting that fake play button. Cue the sounds of someone really enjoying their noodles. *slurp*