The noodles are in on it. They know what we're up to, and they're not going to let us get away with it. They're watching us, waiting for us to slip up. And when we do, they'll be there to take us down.

I would love to eat this bowl of pasta in so many ways! I could twirl the noodles around my fork, savoring each bite of the al dente pasta. I could slurp them up, making sure to get all the sauce on each noodle. I could cut them up into bite-sized pieces and savor each one. Or, I could just shovel them all in my mouth and enjoy the deliciousness that is this bowl of pasta!